A Lesson in Procrastination

445. THE PERSON WHO "LIKED" YOUR PHOTO ON FACEBOOK DOES NOT ENJOY GETTING THOUSANDS OF NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU INSIST ON HAVING A CONVERSATION ON IT INSTEAD OF ON YOUR WALL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

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Confessions.

n-n-nicky:

strictmachine:

expose:

<sub>SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher.
[] Been kicked out of a class.
[] Worn your pyjamas to school.
[] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[] Gotten yourself lost in your school.
[x] Broken the dress code in your school.
[x] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[] Left your class without asking anybody.
[] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[] Thrown up your lunch in school.

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parents a lot.
[] Argue with your brother[s] a lot.
[] Argue with your sister[s] a lot.
[x] Do your own laundry.
[x] Cook dinner once in a while.
[] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere
[] You sleep in very long.
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the internet.
[x] Your parents are divorced.
[] Your family makes you cry a lot.
[] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[] You can’t stand being with your parent(s).

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[x] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[] You have known a friend your whole life.
[x] Your friends are all taller than you.
[x] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number.
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[x] You have been to most of your friends houses.
[x] You love most of your friends

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails.
[] You have an odd obsession with knives.
[] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[x] You cannot sleep with the door open
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[] You are good at telling lies

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[kinda] You currently like/love someone.
[] You want to kill one of your exs.
[] You can stay committed for an unusually long time
[x] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[] Your ex has dumped you for another girl.

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[] You hate George Bush.
[] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal.
[x] Gay marriage is fine by you.
[] Boys make better friends than girls do.
[] Pink is an ugly color.
[] Needles aren’t so horrible.
[] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal
[x] You have plenty of secrets

“HAVE YOU EVER” CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen up the stairs.
[] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[] Had a nail fall off.
[] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul.
[x] Slapped someone across the face.
[] Killed someone.
[] Worn something inside out for a whole day</sub>

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